Posts tagged with the keyword: ‘unemployment’

Obama names three out-of-work Americans as newest Administration Czars

Obama names three out-of-work Americans as newest Administration Czars

WASHINGTON – Even as the Senate overcame a Republican filibuster that sought to prevent a $33.9 billion extension of unemployment benefits from being “financed” with more debt, President Obama single-handedly reduced the unemployment rate of the three Americans who joined him at a press briefing Monday in the Rose Garden from 100 to zero percent [...]

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A Square with Jokes – March 10, 2009

A Square with Jokes – March 10, 2009
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Toy giant to release ‘Obamanopoly’ board game

Toy giant to release ‘Obamanopoly’ board game

PAWTUCKET, R.I. – Yes they did. Toy and game behemoth Hasbro announced today that it will be releasing an exclusive version of its all-time family favorite board game Monopoly in light of President Obama’s recent economic efforts. The game, dubbed ‘Obamanopoly’, will feature many of the original’s longstanding elements like property spaces, board layout and [...]

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Case study: recession hurts incompetent morons’ ability to find job

Case study: recession hurts incompetent morons’ ability to find job

“He looked the part enough, and his resume was OK, but as soon as he opened his mouth, it was all downhill…If he’d had toilet paper stuck to his shoes, it wouldn’t have been any worse…”

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