The Space Shuttle Atlantis launched yesterday, allegedly on a repair mission to extend the life of the Hubble Telescope. However, sources reveal that the mission actually intends radical modifications to the telescope, changing it into a powerful weapon in the fight against illegal immigration.
Cape Canaveral, FL - Throngs of animal rights activists descended on NASA headquarters Wednesday in a vehement protest against the ‘murder’ of a free tailed bat during Sunday’s space shuttle Discovery launch.
The outrage stems from NASA’s failure to delay the launch despite the bat’s presence on one of the shuttle’s external fuel tanks.
“I’ve heard of [...]
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