…Modern Rock Radio largely dismissed the announcement as irrelevant, and is not expected to bore their listeners by reporting this announcement as news.
ROMEO, Mich. – Sony Music Recording Artist Bob “Kid Rock” Ritchie revealed shocking plans today for his next album. The album will be a musical diversion from his usual primal discourses on alcohol, genitalia, and easy living. Instead, progressive rock, long the bastion of such cult acts as Yes and Emerson, Lake and Palmer, will [...]
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