In a shocking development, the Portland Police Bureau in Oregon has released a transcript of what it says is an audio tape of a ranting Al Gore threatening the woman who has alleged that he sexually assaulted her. “It starts off pretty deadpan,” said lead investigator, Paul Pearson. “You know, typical droning Al Gore stuff. [...]
In a move signaling his continued dissatisfaction with the composition of the Supreme Court, President Obama has selected Elena Kagan as the nation’s first apparently asexual Supreme Court nominee as a replacement to retiring justice, John Paul Stevens. While many complain that the Supreme Court is far too white, or too Catholic, or too male, [...]
WASHINGTON – In response to cries of economic Armageddon over his administration’s impending spend-o-thon, President Obama announced today the unveiling of the first ever U.S.-wide, government-run lottery. The prize? Potentially trillions of dollars. The catch? The ‘winner’ receives the prize with an attached minus sign. “We think this is an opportunity for the American people, [...]
Obama has reached out into the cult of celebrity and tapped TV personality Bob Vila to fix his cabinets.
Obama might now find some time for more government spending. He’s really good at that.
Sweeps Week shocker planned: hubby to slaughter, butcher and eat wife on ‘Man Woman Wild’
Swine flu – it’s like bird flu – only new!
Obama considers resigning presidency to host show on The Travel Channel
Dennis Rodman: Conquest of 2,000 women a ‘teachable moment’ for parents
Lohan checks more items off her “Bucket List” of celebutard achievements
Pelosi alleges conspiracy by “all Americans” to thwart her poll numbers
St. Louis Cardinals to hire Brandon Phillips as motivational speaker
