Posts tagged with the keyword: ‘Obama’

Earthquake Strikes Yellowstone, Frightens Woodland Critters

Earthquake Strikes Yellowstone, Frightens Woodland Critters

Fully 1/8th of our elk herd got severely frightened. It was so bad that a Grey Wolf missed as he tried to urinate on a tree.”

A Square with Jokes - October 13, 2009

A Square with Jokes - October 13, 2009

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Nobel Committee: the ultimate act of peace is to do nothing

Nobel Committee: the ultimate act of peace is to do nothing

WASHINGTON/OSLO – In a shocking decision announced today that revealed a sea change in the thought process of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, President Obama was crowned the 2009 winner of the award.
The decision sparked an immediate flurry of criticism from observers worldwide who pointed out that President Obama has accomplished essentially nothing in the 262 [...]

A Square with Jokes - October 8, 2009

A Square with Jokes - October 8, 2009

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A Square with Jokes - October 2, 2009

A Square with Jokes - October 2, 2009

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A Square with Jokes - September 22, 2009

A Square with Jokes - September 22, 2009

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U.S. presents gift to Russia to commemorate 70th anniversary of Soviet invasion of Poland

U.S. presents gift to Russia to commemorate 70th anniversary of Soviet invasion of Poland

During the ceremony, which took place in the Rose Garden at the White House, President Obama presented a signed, leather-bound book of Polish jokes to the Russian ambassador, noting, “Mr. Ambassador, I trust your government knew all along that the notion of the United States’ honoring the missile-defense deal with Poland and the Czech Republic was good for as many laughs as the jokes in this volume are.

Kanye West disses Patrick Swayze

Kanye West disses Patrick Swayze

LOS ANGELES – While country/pop starlet Taylor Swift is still enjoying the ratings boost that resulted from partially-literate Kanye West’s interruption of her acceptance speech during the 2009 VMAs, West has moved on to a target less likely to react to attack - Patrick Swayze, who lost his battle with cancer and died on September [...]

A Square with Jokes - September 15, 2009

A Square with Jokes - September 15, 2009

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A Square with Jokes - September 8, 2009

A Square with Jokes - September 8, 2009

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