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Posts Tagged ‘NFL’
Browns sign celebutard Kim Kardassian to play DT
October 11th, 2011| Posted in Entertainment Read More»
Fired Owens next move: Jackass Academy
...The school, tentatively called The Ego Academy for the Attention Deprived (EgAAD), expects to open full tim...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»
NFL fans hopeful that Faith Hill will compare someone to Hitler
NEW YORK – Encouraged by last week’s firing of longtime Monday Night Football fixture Hank Williams Jr. ov...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in Entertainment Read More»
NFL hopes dog fighting can help revive other slumping stars
NEW YORK – Even NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, whose enterprise depends on predictable results from hype ma...
January 6th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»
Patriots coach Bill Belichick downloads entire New York Jets playbook from WikiLeaks
FOXBORO, Mass. – New England head coach and famed NFL spymaster Bill Belichick is turning to WikiLeaks, an o...
November 30th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
Troubled Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger accused of sexually assaulting himself
PITTSBURGH – Ever since Ben Roethlisberger’s second sexual assault allegation came to light last month...
May 6th, 2010| Posted in National News, Sports Read More»
Port-au-Prince to receive NFL franchise
“There are many parallels between Port-au-Prince and New Orleans: Billions of dollars in squandered governme...
February 8th, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»
Belated Aikman graduation an inspiration to illiterate teammate
...Aikman’s story served as an inspiration to at least one teammate. Backfield-mate Emmitt Smith, who someh...
February 11th, 2009| Posted in Sports Read More»