Senate to hold hearings to examine irresponsible home owners

WASHINGTON – Facing criticism in response to the empty political grandstanding that took place yesterday when members of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations subjected Goldman Sachs executives to hours of obscenity-laced interrogation over toxic mortgage securities, the Senate has reluctantly agreed to hold hearings with select dumbass homeowners who “purchased” homes without the slightest [...]

White House to enter Bed and Breakfast market

Borrowing a page from Arizona’s state-budget playbook, the Obama administration has announced it will rent out rooms in the White House to raise money to offset the rising federal deficit. Recently, Arizona announced plans to sell up to 50 state-owned government building and then lease them back over a period of decades before eventually repurchasing [...]

A Square with Jokes – May 26, 2009

Toy giant to release ‘Obamanopoly’ board game

PAWTUCKET, R.I. – Yes they did. Toy and game behemoth Hasbro announced today that it will be releasing an exclusive version of its all-time family favorite board game Monopoly in light of President Obama’s recent economic efforts. The game, dubbed ‘Obamanopoly’, will feature many of the original’s longstanding elements like property spaces, board layout and [...]