California to auction corpse of Michael Jackson in bid to close budget deficit

SACRAMENTO, Calif. – Desperate to balance a budget shortfall of $26 billion without encroaching on long-established state entitlements such as free education, health care, and maid service, California’s legislature has reached an agreement with Governor Schwarzenegger on a bill that would seize the corpse of recently deceased pop icon Michael Jackson, which remains unburied, under [...]

Iranian revolution ends peacefully with death of Michael Jackson

WASHINGTON – White House and State Department officials declared the unrest in Iran over today, citing the abrupt discontinuation of all news coverage about the civil strife in the troubled theocratic state and crediting the untimely demise of demon-plagued pop star Michael Jackson as the catalyst. “We’ve not received a single report of any unpleasantries [...]

A Square with Jokes – June 30, 2009