“In increasing numbers, citizens had shown their distrust of the financial markets by storing what little savings they have in their mattress, but the government cautions that taking those mattresses should not be misconstrued as a cash-grab.”
PAWTUCKET, R.I. – Yes they did. Toy and game behemoth Hasbro announced today that it will be releasing an exclusive version of its all-time family favorite board game Monopoly in light of President Obama’s recent economic efforts.
The game, dubbed ‘Obamanopoly’, will feature many of the original’s longstanding elements like property spaces, board layout and a [...]
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