WASHINGTON/OSLO – In a shocking decision announced today that revealed a sea change in the thought process of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, President Obama was crowned the 2009 winner of the award.
The decision sparked an immediate flurry of criticism from observers worldwide who pointed out that President Obama has accomplished essentially nothing in the 262 [...]
TEHRAN, Iran – Thousands of Islamo-fascists lined the streets of Tehran yesterday, in protest of the recent Israeli bombing in Gaza. Protesters shouted epithets at both Israel and at “their imperial American overlords.” In addition, protestors burned a flag adorned with new President Barack Obama’s picture.
Al-Queda second-in-command Ayman Al-Zawahiri condemned American support of the Israeli [...]
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