LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus for VP in 2012? Ridiculous? Not so, says Fox News anchor/RNC liason Chirpy Furnace.
“She’s the extreme makeover that the Republican Party needs. She’s youthful, she’s positive, she’s popular and she’s always smiling! Yes she can!” Furnace said in a prepared statement.
“She’s also tight with Jesus. Heck, she could even sing [...]
HOLLYWOOD, Calif – Perhaps Miley Cyrus is relishing her new role as self-described Hollywood “bad girl,” because just days after Cyrus’s racially insensitive photo emerged (the one in which she and friends pull their eyelids into exaggerated caricatures of an Asian stereotype,) several new pictures have surfaced, and this time it’s more than Asian Pacific [...]
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