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Sisyphus
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Posts Tagged ‘economy’
Obama in catatonic stasis after questioned about ‘Earth Hour’ environmental benefits, economic threat
WASHINGTON – During this morning’s press conference, President Obama suddenly seized up, standing ...
March 28th, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»
President Obama to nationalize mattress industry
"In increasing numbers, citizens had shown their distrust of the financial markets by storing what little savi...
March 26th, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»
Federal lottery announced in light of economic ‘doomsday’ predictions
WASHINGTON – In response to cries of economic Armageddon over his administration’s impending spend...
March 23rd, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»
Toy giant to release ‘Obamanopoly’ board game
PAWTUCKET, R.I. – Yes they did. Toy and game behemoth Hasbro announced today that it will be releasing an ex...
March 4th, 2009| Posted in Entertainment Read More»
Case study: recession hurts incompetent morons’ ability to find job
“He looked the part enough, and his resume was OK, but as soon as he opened his mouth, it was all downhill.....
March 4th, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»