Fawn kills talking dog

…what caused the deer to attack? Why is the Kentucky Government covering it up? Since when does a Kentuckian not know how to fire a shotgun? In truth, as it turns out, Bobby-Lee could talk. Such a shocking development seems unbelievable at first, yet now it can be revealed that the dog either escaped or possibly was stolen from a top secret Government installation at Fort Campbell, where a nameless, ultra-secret government agency breeds literate dogs for espionage purposes.

Police confiscate, use, more than $1.2 million in illegal drugs from Phish fans

“This is a total bummer, man. Like, wow! … The Man is totally oppressing us!”

“…we gonna trip balls, [have sex with] some hookers, and kill some dogs. Or maybe [have sex with] the dogs and kill the whores. Who cares! It’s party time!”