Timed to coincide with her recent retirement announcement, Walt Disney Studios confirmed today that it has begun production on the long-expected bio-pic of White House correspondent, Helen Thomas. However, in a surprise move Disney revealed that the film will be animated. “We’d been considering that angle for some time,” said producer of the project, Howard [...]
NAIROBI, Kenya – Silver screen heart throb Johnny Depp is missing and feared dead off the cost of Kenya today in the aftermath of a gun battle between the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama and Somali Pirates. The 46-year-old Depp, who this week was awarded People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” accolade for the second time, was aboard [...]
BURBANK, Calif. – Thousands of costume-clad comic book fans filled the streets in a super-powered protest Tuesday, at one point surrounding Disney’s corporate headquarters in Burbank, California, causing traffic delays that lasted throughout the night. Police were on edge as tensions escalated into a showdown wherein demonstrators dressed as super villains began taunting their hero-bedecked [...]
LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus for VP in 2012? Ridiculous? Not so, says Fox News anchor/RNC liason Chirpy Furnace. “She’s the extreme makeover that the Republican Party needs. She’s youthful, she’s positive, she’s popular and she’s always smiling! Yes she can!” Furnace said in a prepared statement. “She’s also tight with Jesus. Heck, she could [...]
BURBANK, Calif – The Walt Disney Company is no stranger to lawsuits and has in fact been on both sides of the trademark violation issue. In 1991, Stephen Slesinger Inc. brought suit against Disney over the rights for A.A. Milne’s Winnie the Pooh, and although the case was later dismissed, the threat of legal battle [...]
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