Audio tape: Ranting Al Gore threatents to put alleged assault victim in “lockbox”

In a shocking development, the Portland Police Bureau in Oregon has released a transcript of what it says is an audio tape of a ranting Al Gore threatening the woman who has alleged that he sexually assaulted her. “It starts off pretty deadpan,” said lead investigator, Paul Pearson. “You know, typical droning Al Gore stuff. [...]

Specter switches parties again, this time to New Black Panther Party

In the course of his long political career, Sen. Arlen Specter has been a Democrat, then a Republican, and most recently, a Democrat again. Now, having lost the Democratic party primary in the Pennsylvania senate race, Specter has announced he is changing parties once again, this time to the New Black Panther Party. “It appears [...]

Obama nominates Lou Costello Elena Kagan to Supreme Court

In a move signaling his continued dissatisfaction with the composition of the Supreme Court, President Obama has selected Elena Kagan as the nation’s first apparently asexual Supreme Court nominee as a replacement to retiring justice, John Paul Stevens. While many complain that the Supreme Court is far too white, or too Catholic, or too male, [...]

Country functions normally during four-day shutdown of Federal Government and Capitol, Dems in panic

WASHINGTON – Reeling from back-to-back blizzards that dumped more than three feet of snow on the Washington, D.C. area, the Federal Government and U.S. Capitol remained shuttered for a record fourth consecutive day today.  Nevertheless, life continued as normal throughout the 50 states, unnerving democrats everywhere. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi pointed out several [...]

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