Fired Owens next move: Jackass Academy

…The school, tentatively called The Ego Academy for the Attention Deprived (EgAAD), expects to open full time next winter, but a limited curriculum will be available this summer.

“Get your popcorn ready,” said Owens. “If you loved me – and I know I loves me some me – then you’ll love this. I’m giving something back. This will allow an entire generation of future players to put themselves in front of their teams.”

Belated Aikman graduation an inspiration to illiterate teammate

…Aikman’s story served as an inspiration to at least one teammate. Backfield-mate Emmitt Smith, who somehow received a diploma from the University of Florida in 1996, has returned to Bellview Elementary School in his hometown of Pensacola, FL, to learn remedial English.