Posts tagged with the keyword: ‘CNN’

Bill Cosby looks to Larry King’s corpse to dispel death rumors

Bill Cosby looks to Larry King’s corpse to dispel death rumors

LOS ANGELES – Frustrated with a fourth death hoax that alarmed friends and families, aging comedian Bill Cosby took radical steps to prove to the word that he is, indeed, still alive. He called in to animated corpse and long-time CNN talker Larry King’s live show. As luck would have it, CNN’s weekday anchor Kyra [...]

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Lou Dobbs blames foreign-made bullet for failure to penetrate his house

Lou Dobbs blames foreign-made bullet for failure to penetrate his house

WANTAGE, N.J. – During a hastily convened press conference late last night, an emotional Lou Dobbs stood on his front lawn and excoriated the practice of using imported firearms and ammunition. Less than an hour earlier, a preliminary crime lab report had come back confirming the type of bullet and gun used in the Oct. [...]

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NBC to turn ‘Balloon Boy’ saga into children’s book, animated film

NBC to turn ‘Balloon Boy’ saga into children’s book, animated film

NEW YORK – NBC’s breathless coverage of the farcical fraud cooked up by Richard and Mayumi Heene last week drew widespread ridicule among the handful of viewers intelligent enough to notice. Now, despite the fact that that portion of its demographic is shrinking on a daily basis, the network is seeking to repair its image [...]

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Police: Nancy Grace ‘person of interest’ in Anthony murder

Police: Nancy Grace ‘person of interest’ in Anthony murder

ORANGE COUNTY, FL – In a stunning move by the Orange County Sheriff’s Department, CNN fixture and self-described legal analyst Nancy Grace has been named a person of interest in the murder of Florida toddler Caylee Marie Anthony. “She seems to know an awful lot more about this case than even Casey [Anthony],” said Dick [...]

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