Proposal to offset Greek debt with Classical contributions spoiled by John Stamos, other Greek burdens

WASHINGTON – Greek officials were left to anguish over what might have been today after failing to finalize a promising agreement that would have canceled one third of the country’s obligations under a proposed 750 billion-euro rescue package for the failed socialist state. The United States had been increasingly vocal with concerns about its $54 [...]

Senate to hold hearings to examine irresponsible home owners

WASHINGTON – Facing criticism in response to the empty political grandstanding that took place yesterday when members of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations subjected Goldman Sachs executives to hours of obscenity-laced interrogation over toxic mortgage securities, the Senate has reluctantly agreed to hold hearings with select dumbass homeowners who “purchased” homes without the slightest [...]

A Square with Jokes – May 17, 2009

A Square with Jokes – March 24, 2009

A Square with Jokes – March 18, 2009

A Square with Jokes – March 17, 2009

Case study: recession hurts incompetent morons’ ability to find job

“He looked the part enough, and his resume was OK, but as soon as he opened his mouth, it was all downhill…If he’d had toilet paper stuck to his shoes, it wouldn’t have been any worse…”

Wells Fargo Vegas trip back on, plans to ‘Double its money’

SAN FRANCISCO – In a surprising reversal, bailout beneficiary Wells Fargo announced today that it would commence with its planned trip to Las Vegas as scheduled contradicting its decision earlier to cancel the controversial corporate junket. The sudden recantation came just hours after the bank’s recent tangle with lawmakers over what one analyst called “spitting [...]