“How many mothers really hold their children? Nobody holds their children. I think I’m probably the first mother in the history of the world who has ever held her children. ”
I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but my mom held me… I don’t know of a single mother that doesn’t hold their child. And the funny thing is, she can’t possibly hold her eight kids as much as my mom held me, as a single baby. There’s just not enough time.

“And, because I’m so good at it, God gave me 14 of them to hold.”
What a modest woman.

“It’s possible, even likely, that since my children are immaculately conceived, that I could be the mother to the next Christ child. That would make a great reality show, wouldn’t it?”
I don’t even know where to start here, seeing as there’s so many things wrong with this comment. She’s going to attempt to have children until she has the next Christ child? WTF. And the comment about the reality show is so fucked up, I’m not sure what to say. First off, what would there be to say? “I birthed Jesus 2 after 487 tries. I don’t pay attention to the rest of my kids anymore because now I’m a star and Jesus 2 is amazing! He’s like a diamond in the rough!” …that’s how it would be.
And just because I have to say it…
Vaginas are not clown cars.

If she ever gets the degree in counseling, she’s going to propagate that sick game of ‘superior producer’ to other vulnerable women!

Poor kids. Once she goes a little more mad, she’ll do something to put herself in a mental hospital and her children will have some safer environment.