In an interview with Good Morning America’s Diane Sawyer, Nadya Suleman, the single mother who brought her total number of children to 14 last month when she gave birth to octuplets, has just affirmed her virginity.
“Most mothers have had sex. But not me. My entire life, I’ve wanted children, but I’ve never wanted to deal with a husband, or boyfriend, or any one who would make sexual demands of me. When you love children the way I do, there’s no time for the distractions of domestic partnership. A man would only get in the way and I’ve got babies to hold. No man has ever sullied my life-oven with his flesh sword, and no man ever will.”
Standing womb only
Brewster Wilefacto, who says he dated Suleman in high school, has no trouble believing that Suleman’s virginity is intact. “We went out about a half a dozen times. She told me that she would never have sex. I told her I thought girls who wanted to wait for marriage were hot. She told me that marriage wasn’t an option for her, because it would get in the way of motherhood. Crazy.”
Even as questions and criticisms continue to mount around the controversial breeder and the medical team that implanted the shocking number of embryos into her attention-hungry womb, Suleman is planning to further expand her family.
“My doctor tells me that, since I’ve already had octuplets, my uterus is very stretchy. He thinks I could probably handle 10, maybe even a dozen babies next time. Frankly, I’m ecstatic at the idea.”
Members of Suleman’s family have come forth saying that Suleman is incapable of caring for so many children and that to add more would be beyond conscionable.
To those who question Suleman’s ability to care for such a large family, she has this to say: “How many mothers really hold their children? Nobody holds their children. I think I’m probably the first mother in the history of the world who has ever held her children. And, because I’m so good at it, God gave me 14 of them to hold. I really do think I’m answering God’s call by growing cropfuls of children. Sometimes the Word of God can be heard in the whisper of the wind, sometimes it can be heard in the babble of a brook, and sometimes, it comes to you cradled lovingly in a petri dish.”
Suleman crossed herself before adding: “It’s possible, even likely, that since my children are immaculately conceived, that I could be the mother to the next Christ child. That would make a great reality show, wouldn’t it?”
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14 KIDS + 1 PARENT = SHE CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THEM BY HERSELF.
i think she will do a GREAT job at taking care of those kids. Good Luck!
Yeah EVERYBODY should have 14 kids. Somebody sew this bimbo shut. Way to overpopulate the world ya rabbit.
“No man has ever sullied my life-oven with his flesh sword, and no man ever will.”
WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS WOMAN ON?!
“WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS WOMAN ON?!”
I’m not sure, but I think I want some?
vaginas are not clown cars.
If not for the unfortunate fact that it would orphan 14 kids, I would really want this moron to be run over by a truck. She’s a symbol of the gross overpopulation of the world by f**king idiots who cant even be held responsible for their own lives, let alone an assload of kids
“If not for the unfortunate fact that it would orphan 14 kids”?? This woman can’t care for 14 kids on her own. They are only a half step from being orphans as it is. The doctors that performed this freak-show procedure need to be run over too.
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HER??
“It’s possible, even likely, that since my children are immaculately conceived, that I could be the mother to the next Christ child. That would make a great reality show, wouldn’t it?”
Any questions?
No one person can give that many children the individual attention they need. There’s just no time.
This article doesn’t mention money. Where does it come from? She couldn’t possibly have a job with so many kids. How do you keep that many kids fed and clothed with no income? What about when they get older? Can you imagine that many teenagers in one house? What kind of education can they expect? They’re not going to get much help with homework. College is unlikely.
What’s even more scary is that she apparently thinks that she’s the second coming of the virgin Mary. This is not an emotionally or mentally healthy woman.
this child needs to grow up…..there is more to having babies then just producing….they need to be support emotional, mentally, and financially…by her not the state…i feel bad for this children as they grow up…
uh I think the fact that she is out of her mind crazy is why she can’t take care of them. It’s not so much how many she has it’s she it’s mentally sound.
well, it seems everyone was right. she definitely cannot support herself, let alone the shit-ton of kids she just popped out:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6255420.html
some people just need to die already. this lady is a perfect example of those kind of people. what a fucktard.
This woman is very obviously insane. CPS should remove all 14 of her kids and adopt them to families who could care for the, two or three at a time maybe.
This woman is a FREAK. Since when are yearly invitro’s considered a disability paid by CA taxpayers?
Someone should tell her that a uterus isn’t a CLOWN CAR in a circus. She looks half cracked.
Wouldn’t it be great if the media dropped her skanky ass like a hot potato and she didn’t get any more media attention?
Me too……wow!! SOCIAL SERVICES!!!!! ALARMING!!
She was married and divorced. She said it herself in an article. She divorced him because it wasn’t fair to him for I forget what reason. Not only is she a moron but a liar. You don’t get married and not have sex. This chick is on some good stuff and she should be sharing it. LOL
This woman is not in her right mind to be taking care of a child, let alone 8? 12? She is all sorts of crazy!
I would think that the doctor the performed the procedure should have his license revoked. This shows a serious lack of good judgement on himself the the medical establishment.
Another article says she’s been on disability pay for years, and her mother has just filed for bankruptcy. Sigh. Whatever’s her health insurance, I want one of the same… Talking about elective surgery…
virgins, however, apparently are.
We all get to pay for her to have her dream….ain’t it great????
Whoever thinks she can be a good mother to these poor little kids must be as nut sacked as she is.
Please for crying out loud, Social services do something.
This woman is obvious UNFIT mentally to take care of children
hahahha. I love that! Clown Car! hahahaha
yes yes yes yes
California: Got K-Y? You are going to need it.
please see the link >
http://beware-of-the-fertility-industry.blogspot.com
“You don’t get married and not have sex.”
Sure you do, but usually long after the start.
A Virgin????? Where did this one come from? Considering she was married & she stated they attempted to have children I think this one is way out there.
Still a virgin? After 14 kids can she be sure. She wouldn’t notice a bus stopping in there.
Ummmm….all you guys *do* get that this site is satire, right? Right???
I think it’s good. Since I don’t have any children of my own, I enjoy paying for others’ through my taxes. Some of them even send me pictures once a year on their birthdays.
No, not satire! This is what she said in her interview. She has had invetro fertilization, she had C sections on deliveries…so she thinks she is still a virgin. She speaks about having the next “Christ child” and she thinks that would be a really good reality show!
She has been sitting around for many years developing this scam…while drawing disability checks…too much time on her hands?
Ohhhh! Got me!!! haha. THIS is where I read that article! hahahaha. How hilarious. You really had my panties in a wad!! hahaha
“How many mothers really hold their children? Nobody holds their children. I think I’m probably the first mother in the history of the world who has ever held her children.”
Way to completely insult and dismiss the entire history of good, caring mothers, you absolute idiot.
“And, because I’m so good at it, God gave me 14 of them to hold.”
Modest much?
“It’s possible, even likely, that since my children are immaculately conceived, that I could be the mother to the next Christ child. That would make a great reality show, wouldn’t it?”
There are so many things wrong with this, I don’t even know where to start. Predicting that it’s ;likely’ you’ll have the next Christ child? Then suggesting you’d use the child for a REALITY SHOW?
In the name of Jesus, sew this woman up. Take her children and her uterus away. It sounds harsh but it is inevitable that her love will be split between 14 needy children and that’s not enough. Giving birth to more children will not only be potentially dangerous to her health, but also seriously unfair on the kids. She’s a loony.
lol!!!!!!!! I guess her’s is!
Hmmm 14 children and now a celebrity. This is just a sad way to get attention. What a nut!
“Nobody holds their children” – she’s crazy.. Every mother holds their children and sure more time than she’ll be able to do for each of 14.. OR MAYBE HER MOM WAS NOT LIKE THIS?
Wow, this person’s gone bad for sure. What gave her such delusion of motherhood and female pride? Maybe she was raped or something very shocking when she was very young.
If she ever gets the degree in counseling, she’s going to propagate that sick game of ‘superior producer’ to other vulnerable women!
Poor kids. Once she goes a little more mad, she’ll do something to put herself in a mental hospital and her children will have some safer environment.
You know its kind of impossible to have been in her condition and not have “sullied her life-oven with some form of a ‘flesh-sword(cant stop giggling at that)’ or else she would not have been PREGNANT!!!
this woman is crazy beyond belief, even Jack o’neill from stargate would be saner than this crazy woman! (im refering to the episode where Jack and teal’c were caught in a temporal loop and were repeating the same ten hours over and over again) Who in their right mind would think that god wants you to mother 24 to 26 children in a single round! by the way, who in the world keeps giving this woman donations! for crying out loud!
This infant turnkey operation better not be like that chick in Soccer Mom: http://fastfoodfiction.com/
“He thinks I could probably handle 10, maybe even a dozen babies next time. Frankly, I’m ecstatic at the idea.”
What the fuck!? Who the hell would allow this loony to have MORE kids? If you have the same ammount of cats as she has kids, it’s considered hoarding… Which is illegal… She’s hoarding babies 0.o
“How many mothers really hold their children? Nobody holds their children. I think I’m probably the first mother in the history of the world who has ever held her children. ”
I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but my mom held me… I don’t know of a single mother that doesn’t hold their child. And the funny thing is, she can’t possibly hold her eight kids as much as my mom held me, as a single baby. There’s just not enough time.
“And, because I’m so good at it, God gave me 14 of them to hold.”
What a modest woman.
“It’s possible, even likely, that since my children are immaculately conceived, that I could be the mother to the next Christ child. That would make a great reality show, wouldn’t it?”
I don’t even know where to start here, seeing as there’s so many things wrong with this comment. She’s going to attempt to have children until she has the next Christ child? WTF. And the comment about the reality show is so fucked up, I’m not sure what to say. First off, what would there be to say? “I birthed Jesus 2 after 487 tries. I don’t pay attention to the rest of my kids anymore because now I’m a star and Jesus 2 is amazing! He’s like a diamond in the rough!” …that’s how it would be.
And just because I have to say it…
Vaginas are not clown cars.
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