Buttermilk, Kans. – Residents of an up until now unknown rural Kansas hamlet were greeted with an amazing Easter spectacle Sunday morning. The word ‘Jesus’ in all capital letters seemingly appeared out of thin air to the the local townsfolk.

To some, Easter is the celebration of the resurrection of Jesus Christ, a story made popular by the 2004 Mel Gibson film ‘The Passion of the Christ’.

Photo of the mysterious Easter phenomenon taken from the parking lot of a nearby Wal-Mart

“Even though it was His day, we’re the one’s who were blessed with a gift. It’s a miracle!” said local resident Dancy Spackle.

“Praise. The. Lord.”

The phenomenon, which appeared in the skies of the rural Kansas village, has scientists baffled.

“I’ve seen some strange cloud formations, but never in my life ones that are not only comprised of Roman alphabetical characters, but are also arranged in such a way as to spell out a word. And not just any word, but a name. And not just any name either. The Son of God’s himself,” stated Runk Bunkmeyer, Chief Meteorologist for Wichita ABC affiliate KAKE.

Skeptics, however, aren’t buying it.

“Jesus [HAY-soose] is a well known Hispanic name,” said Tenth Lipbalm, a linguistics expert. “I don’t recall of any mention of the ‘Son of God’ being born in Spain. Or Mexico for that matter.”

Local youth minister Gym Upbeat argues that it is simply God’s way of reminding us that “Hey, I’m here guys. Hello?”

“No way. It’s a warning. And it’s message is clear: God is mad at the liberals for electing Osama [sic],” Spackle insists.

While the jury may still be out on this one, one wonders: How much will the famous signature go for on eBay?

Originally posted 2009-04-13 06:00:11. Republished by Blog Post Promoter