After her Caylee Anthony tribute doll was pulled from auction by Ebay.com, Threatricia Playsmell-Blabbard, a Texas reborn doll creator, has turned to other high-profile casualties as a means to propel her business.

“I was wrongly accused of being a death-monger.  That’s just plain wrong.  I don’t even know what ‘monger’ means, but I’m pretty sure I’m not one.  I’m a good ol’ gal, a real Southern wit.  Anything I do, I do for the good of all that is good, you know, the really good things that are good.”

Playsmell-Blabbard says that having her auction canceled by Ebay put only a momentary cramp in her creative pursuits.  Having divided her time between sniffing glue and collecting vintage pornography while contemplating her next move, she now feels the time is right to once again try her hand at exploiting celebrity death.

“Look, the Caylee doll was clearly a mistake.  People just aren’t ready yet.  So, I’m focusing my tribute efforts toward older, more comfortable tragedies.  I’ve just completed a Nicole Brown Simpson tribute doll, and am just putting the finishing touches on my Charles Manson collection.”

In addition to trying to profit from public tragedy, Playsmell-Blabbard enjoys maintaining a narrow focus when it comes to politics, human rights, and current events.   “I’m not racist, I’m not elitist, I have plenty of multicultural friends.  Hell, my pool boy is Mexican – this is proof that I’m a humanist.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to start a new tribute doll, one that memorializes good taste, common sense, and compassion.  These are just some of the traits that have been dead to me and my cronies for years now.  I’m not sure of the details just yet, but I’m pretty sure the doll will have flowing red hair and I’ll probably call her ‘Dildo Yawn’.”