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Archive for April, 2010
Senate to hold hearings to examine irresponsible home owners
April 29th, 2010| Posted in National News Read More»
Obama proposes nationalization of polling organizations
WASHINGTON – During a speech delivered Monday at a Democratic Party fundraiser, President Obama vowed to...
April 21st, 2010| Posted in Politics Read More»
Obama apologizes to Russia for return of adopted Russian child, offers to send American foster children to Russia for rejection in kind
WASHINGTON – In a move designed to ease relations between the United States and Russia, Obama issued a heart...
April 15th, 2010| Posted in National News Read More»
Russia militarizes border with Poland in response to ‘kamikaze attack’
MOSCOW – Russian President Dmitriy Medvedev confirmed today that he was sending seven army divisions to Ka...
April 14th, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»
Tiger Woods laments attention Phil Mickelson receives at Masters, says he wishes his wife had cancer
AUGUSTA,Ga. – The image was so moving and so romantic, it has captivated the nation’s attention: there was...
April 12th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
Health and Human Services announces new program to ease the responsibilities of stupid people
“Just the beginning!” says Sebelius WASHINGTON – Health and Human Services Secretary, Katherine Sebe...
April 9th, 2010| Posted in Health Read More»
Douchebag writers at The Onion lament the lack of Ivy League Final Four teams with a hit piece on Indianapolis using 15 year-old skyline photo.
(NEW YORK) Suffering from a week’s worth of severe comedic writer’s block and untreated myopia, writers at...
April 5th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
