A temporary shortage of Mountain Dew™ spiraled out of control, culminating today in a riot at the Intellivation Corporation in which fourteen people were maimed. …
OCOEE, Fla. – Animal control officers responded to reports of a wounded but dangerous cougar on the loose at the sprawling compound of Tiger Woods in a predawn incident today that marked the latest bizarre episode to befall the star-crossed golfing lothario. The officers were dispatched over fears that the cougar, though cornered and injured, [...]
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