Archive for ‘October, 2009’

Lou Dobbs blames foreign-made bullet for failure to penetrate his house

Lou Dobbs blames foreign-made bullet for failure to penetrate his house

WANTAGE, N.J. – During a hastily convened press conference late last night, an emotional Lou Dobbs stood on his front lawn and excoriated the practice of using imported firearms and ammunition.
Less than an hour earlier, a preliminary crime lab report had come back confirming the type of bullet and gun used in the Oct. 5 [...]

NBC to turn ‘Balloon Boy’ saga into children’s book, animated film

NBC to turn ‘Balloon Boy’ saga into children’s book, animated film

NEW YORK - NBC’s breathless coverage of the farcical fraud cooked up by Richard and Mayumi Heene last week drew widespread ridicule among the handful of viewers intelligent enough to notice. Now, despite the fact that that portion of its demographic is shrinking on a daily basis, the network is seeking to repair its image [...]

A Square with Jokes - October 13, 2009

A Square with Jokes - October 13, 2009

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Nobel Committee: the ultimate act of peace is to do nothing

Nobel Committee: the ultimate act of peace is to do nothing

WASHINGTON/OSLO – In a shocking decision announced today that revealed a sea change in the thought process of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, President Obama was crowned the 2009 winner of the award.
The decision sparked an immediate flurry of criticism from observers worldwide who pointed out that President Obama has accomplished essentially nothing in the 262 [...]

A Square with Jokes - October 8, 2009

A Square with Jokes - October 8, 2009

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Bono Finally Finds What He’s Looking For

Bono Finally Finds What He’s Looking For

What an ordeal! I have climbed highest mountains and run through the fields. I’ve even scaled city walls just trying to find what I was lookin’ for. That’s a lot harder than it sounds, friends - you try to find a walled city in this day and age. It ain’t the 1700s anymore, mate.

Police under fire after using enhanced acoustic weapon against G20 rioters

Police under fire after using enhanced acoustic weapon against G20 rioters

PITTSBURGH – Police who patrolled the grounds of the G20 summit held in Pittsburgh last week have drawn international condemnation for using a controversial new anti-riot weapon that projects loud bursts of sound at target subjects.
A week later, dozens of protesters remain in the hospital after being subjected to the cutting-edge sonic weapon. Observers blame [...]

A Square with Jokes - October 2, 2009

A Square with Jokes - October 2, 2009

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