
RICHMOND, Va. – Under a strict but little-known clause attached to Michael Vick’s plea agreement, the troubled ex-con’s recent crass behavior, including publically quaffing an adult beverage and cavorting with fellow athletically gifted renegade Allen Iverson in a Norfolk strip club, will add 11 and a half years to his recently completed 23-month sentence because [...]
September 8, 2009 | Posted in
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BURBANK, Calif. – Thousands of costume-clad comic book fans filled the streets in a super-powered protest Tuesday, at one point surrounding Disney’s corporate headquarters in Burbank, California, causing traffic delays that lasted throughout the night. Police were on edge as tensions escalated into a showdown wherein demonstrators dressed as super villains began taunting their hero-bedecked [...]
September 2, 2009 | Posted in
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September 1, 2009 | Posted in
A Square With Jokes |
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EDGARTOWN, Mass. – Just a week after the death of semi-permanent Senate fixture Ted Kennedy, the so-called Lion of the Senate has garnered a touching posthumous honor in his home state. Chappaquiddick’s picturesque Dike Bridge, where, in a less-than-lionhearted moment in 1969, Kennedy drove a young courtesan to her watery death, is to be rechristened [...]
September 1, 2009 | Posted in
National News |
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