Wal-Mart to use slaves at special commemorative Civil War Supercenter

ORANGE, Va. – After months of wrangling with politicians, historians and preservationists, officials with Virginia’s Orange County Board of Supervisors and executives with retail giant Wal-Mart have reached a compromise over a controversial plan to install a sprawling Wal-Mart Supercenter atop the site of a historically significant Civil War battle.

The 130,000-square-foot store will be located [...]

A Square with Jokes - August 25, 2009

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Pittsburgh to be first-ever Third World host of G-20 summit

PITTSBURGH – When the Group of Twenty (G-20) met earlier this year in London, the gathering of Finance Ministers and Central Bank Governors of the world’s top 20 industrialized countries signed off on urgent action to temper the ravaging effects Great Depression 2.0 was having on the developing world.
Although the crux of the plan is [...]

A Square with Jokes - August 18, 2009

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A Square with Jokes - August 11, 2009

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Browns sign celebutard Kim Kardassian to play DT

…She looks like she could shit out an ambulance. With that frame she should single-handedly shore up our run defense! Besides,” Mangini continued with a grin, “from all the scouting reports, she’ll gladly take on the double team.”

IRS to assess imputed income tax on breast milk

WASHINGTON – In an effort to counter a projected 18% decrease in tax revenue this year, the IRS today announced it would be assessing imputed income taxes against breast milk produced and used by nursing mothers.
The projected decrease in tax receipts would be the largest since 1932, when the country was in the throes of [...]

A Square with Jokes - August 4, 2009

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