Borrowing a page from Arizona’s state-budget playbook, the Obama administration has announced it will rent out rooms in the White House to raise money to offset the rising federal deficit.
Recently, Arizona announced plans to sell up to 50 state-owned government building and then lease them back over a period of decades before eventually repurchasing them. [...]
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. – Desperate to balance a budget shortfall of $26 billion without encroaching on long-established state entitlements such as free education, health care, and maid service, California’s legislature has reached an agreement with Governor Schwarzenegger on a bill that would seize the corpse of recently deceased pop icon Michael Jackson, which remains unburied, under [...]
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WASHINGTON – A recently completed study in Australia has concluded that it pays to be tall – literally. The research indicates that on average, workers’ salaries rise $789 per year for every inch of their height. Thus, someone six feet tall could expect to earn almost $1,000 more per year than someone only 5’10”.
The study [...]
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