Archive for ‘April, 2009’

A Square with Jokes – April 30, 2009

A Square with Jokes – April 30, 2009
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Police: Nancy Grace ‘person of interest’ in Anthony murder

Police: Nancy Grace ‘person of interest’ in Anthony murder

ORANGE COUNTY, FL – In a stunning move by the Orange County Sheriff’s Department, CNN fixture and self-described legal analyst Nancy Grace has been named a person of interest in the murder of Florida toddler Caylee Marie Anthony. “She seems to know an awful lot more about this case than even Casey [Anthony],” said Dick [...]

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A Square with Jokes – April 29, 2009

A Square with Jokes – April 29, 2009
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Airlines to require passengers to void bowels before flights in bid to reduce CO2

Airlines to require passengers to void bowels before flights in bid to reduce CO2

WASHINGTON – The Air Transport Association (ATA), which represents leading U.S. airlines, announced today that its membership had reached a binding consensus on a controversial new way to combat C02 emissions – a forced reduction in passenger weight through mandatory pre-flight bowel movements. ATA member airlines carry 90 percent of U.S. airline passengers, giving most [...]

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A Square with Jokes – April 21, 2009

A Square with Jokes – April 21, 2009
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Sept. 11 mastermind was waterboarded 183 times in delousing effort, say former Bush administration officials

Sept. 11 mastermind was waterboarded 183 times in delousing effort, say former Bush administration officials

WASHINGTON – Responding to Justice Department memos declassified by the Obama administration last week, former Bush administration officials claim that CIA agents who repeatedly waterboarded Sept. 11 planner Khalid Sheikh Mohammed were not bent on torture but simply treating a raging case of head lice and dandruff. Fecal Harpy, a spokeswoman for former Vice President [...]

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Obama science adviser: nuclear winter can halt global warming

Obama science adviser: nuclear winter can halt global warming

WASHINGTON – John Holdren, President Obama’s new science advisor, said this week that the threat posed by global warming is so severe that he has convinced the Obama administration to consider radical countermeasures, including the detonation of multiple nuclear warheads in an effort to create a modest nuclear winter. Nuclear winter, like man-made global warming [...]

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A Square with Jokes – April 14, 2009

A Square with Jokes – April 14, 2009
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A Square with Jokes – April 12, 2009

A Square with Jokes – April 12, 2009
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A Square with Jokes – April 11, 2009

A Square with Jokes – April 11, 2009
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