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Archive for March, 2009
Miley Cyrus early front-runner for 2012 GOP VP candidate
March 31st, 2009| Posted in Politics Read More»
Obama in catatonic stasis after questioned about ‘Earth Hour’ environmental benefits, economic threat
WASHINGTON – During this morning’s press conference, President Obama suddenly seized up, standing ...
March 28th, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»
President Obama to nationalize mattress industry
"In increasing numbers, citizens had shown their distrust of the financial markets by storing what little savi...
March 26th, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»
Technological breakthrough in third-generation iPhone marred by accusations of industrial espionage
CUPERTINO, Calif. – Throughout the loud and proud history of the iPhone, the device has been known for its a...
March 25th, 2009| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
Insurance agencies to reverse policy of charging higher premiums for risky customers
WASHINGTON – In a watershed moment that is already sending shockwaves through the general insurance industry...
March 24th, 2009| Posted in Financial News Read More»
Federal lottery announced in light of economic ‘doomsday’ predictions
WASHINGTON – In response to cries of economic Armageddon over his administration’s impending spend...
March 23rd, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»
Homeland Security to scrap color-coded alert system in favor of chili-pepper heat scale
WASHINGTON – The Department of Homeland Security (DHS), which hinted last week that it was thinking of doing...
March 21st, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»
Maytag recalls 1.6M refrigerators; repairman no longer bored
The Consumer Product Safety Commission stated that this was the largest refrigerator-recall ever. When he hea...
March 20th, 2009| Posted in National News Read More»
