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Archive for the ‘World News’ Category
Proposal to offset Greek debt with Classical contributions spoiled by John Stamos, other Greek burdens
May 12th, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»
Russia militarizes border with Poland in response to ‘kamikaze attack’
MOSCOW – Russian President Dmitriy Medvedev confirmed today that he was sending seven army divisions to Ka...
April 14th, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»
Port-au-Prince to receive NFL franchise
“There are many parallels between Port-au-Prince and New Orleans: Billions of dollars in squandered governme...
February 8th, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»
Orphan futures surge on Madonna, Jolie sightings in Haiti
NEW YORK – Orphan futures, under relentless pressure since the earthquake that devastated Haiti on Jan.23, e...
February 1st, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»
Bono Finally Finds What He’s Looking For
What an ordeal! I have climbed highest mountains and run through the fields. I’ve even scaled city walls j...
October 8th, 2009| Posted in World News Read More»
U.S. presents gift to Russia to commemorate 70th anniversary of Soviet invasion of Poland
During the ceremony, which took place in the Rose Garden at the White House, President Obama presented a signe...
September 17th, 2009| Posted in World News Read More»
Iranian revolution ends peacefully with death of Michael Jackson
WASHINGTON – White House and State Department officials declared the unrest in Iran over today, citing the a...
June 30th, 2009| Posted in World News Read More»
Japanese emperor to visit Pearl Harbor to finalize plans for latest diablolical scheme
Japanese Emperor Akihito announced plans today to visit Pearl Harbor this July. It will be the first visit by...
March 5th, 2009| Posted in World News Read More»
