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New Periodic Element Discovered! Named Obamanite
For the first time in more than 25 years, the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) has ...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News, Science & Technology, World News Read More»
‘Bieber Fever’ grips Middle East after flash mob descends on Tunis
TUNIS, Tunisia – In perhaps the most impressive display of guerrilla marketing this decade, an especially vi...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in World News Read More»
Pittsburgh to be first-ever Third World host of G-20 summit
PITTSBURGH – When the Group of Twenty (G-20) met earlier this year in London, the gathering of Finance Minis...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in World News Read More»
Al Qaeda retains executive search firm to fill void left by bin Laden departure
Abbotabad, Pakistan – Al Qaeda Holdings (NASDAQ:JIHAD), the world’s leading Islamic terror organizatio...
May 3rd, 2011| Posted in World News Read More»
Mexican drug lord donates to DOJ for legal contest against Arizona immigration law
Only a day after the announcement that a wealthy Wyoming man has donated $1.5 million to help the state of Ari...
September 3rd, 2010| Posted in Crime, National News, Politics, World News Read More»
UAE to ban air conditioners, crayons, zippers, digital photography, and microwave ovens
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Looking to tap into the momentum generated by his wildly popular ban on BlackB...
August 2nd, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»
WikiLeaks document dump inadvertantly includes editor’s medical records
Thousands of classified documents, including those detailing military strategy in the Afghan war, were release...
July 26th, 2010| Posted in National News, World News Read More»
Proposal to offset Greek debt with Classical contributions spoiled by John Stamos, other Greek burdens
WASHINGTON – Greek officials were left to anguish over what might have been today after failing to finalize ...
May 12th, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»
Russia militarizes border with Poland in response to ‘kamikaze attack’
MOSCOW – Russian President Dmitriy Medvedev confirmed today that he was sending seven army divisions to Ka...
April 14th, 2010| Posted in World News Read More»