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NFL hopes dog fighting can help revive other slumping stars
January 6th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»
Patriots coach Bill Belichick downloads entire New York Jets playbook from WikiLeaks
FOXBORO, Mass. – New England head coach and famed NFL spymaster Bill Belichick is turning to WikiLeaks, an o...
November 30th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
Dennis Rodman: Conquest of 2,000 women a ‘teachable moment’ for parents
MINNEAPOLIS –Tattoo aficionado and former NBA rebounding phenom Dennis “The Worm” Rodman, speaking to an...
August 30th, 2010| Posted in National News, Sports Read More»
St. Louis Cardinals to hire Brandon Phillips as motivational speaker
ST. LOUIS – Reeling from a devastating pair of losses to the lowly Chicago Cubs that snuffed the euphoria fo...
August 17th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
A-Rod hits home run No. 600, bags 16,000th chick – on pace to match Bonds, Chamberlain
NEW YORK – On an action-packed night in New York, Alex Rodriguez stroked his 600th career home run, a shot t...
August 4th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
JaMarcus Russell to announce free-agency decision during one-hour special on Versus
MOBILE, Ala. – Recently released free-agent quarterback and epic NFL draft bust JaMarcus Russell is borrowin...
July 9th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
Troubled Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger accused of sexually assaulting himself
PITTSBURGH – Ever since Ben Roethlisberger’s second sexual assault allegation came to light last month...
May 6th, 2010| Posted in National News, Sports Read More»
Tiger Woods laments attention Phil Mickelson receives at Masters, says he wishes his wife had cancer
AUGUSTA,Ga. – The image was so moving and so romantic, it has captivated the nation’s attention: there was...
April 12th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
Douchebag writers at The Onion lament the lack of Ivy League Final Four teams with a hit piece on Indianapolis using 15 year-old skyline photo.
(NEW YORK) Suffering from a week’s worth of severe comedic writer’s block and untreated myopia, writers at...
April 5th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
NBC executives unaware of non-skating Olympic events
NNEW YORK- On the eve of the opening ceremonies, Dick Ebersol, Chairman of NBC Universal Sports, was stunned t...
February 12th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
