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ESPN compiles scary list of food inspection violations at major sports venues
July 26th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
JaMarcus Russell to announce free-agency decision during one-hour special on Versus
MOBILE, Ala. – Recently released free-agent quarterback and epic NFL draft bust JaMarcus Russell is borrowin...
July 9th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
Troubled Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger accused of sexually assaulting himself
PITTSBURGH – Ever since Ben Roethlisberger’s second sexual assault allegation came to light last month...
May 6th, 2010| Posted in National News, Sports Read More»
Tiger Woods laments attention Phil Mickelson receives at Masters, says he wishes his wife had cancer
AUGUSTA,Ga. – The image was so moving and so romantic, it has captivated the nation’s attention: there was...
April 12th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
Douchebag writers at The Onion lament the lack of Ivy League Final Four teams with a hit piece on Indianapolis using 15 year-old skyline photo.
(NEW YORK) Suffering from a week’s worth of severe comedic writer’s block and untreated myopia, writers at...
April 5th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
NBC executives unaware of non-skating Olympic events
NNEW YORK- On the eve of the opening ceremonies, Dick Ebersol, Chairman of NBC Universal Sports, was stunned t...
February 12th, 2010| Posted in Sports Read More»
Pittsburgh-area women’s shelters thank Oakland Raiders for mitigating local domestic violence
PITTSBURGH – A coalition of Pittsburgh Women’s Shelters dedicated to combating domestic violence issued a ...
November 23rd, 2009| Posted in Sports Read More»
Serena Williams admitted to mental hospital after ‘roid-fueled temper tantrum
At the request of USTA officials, Williams will undergo both steroid and gender-confirmation testing. Additio...
September 16th, 2009| Posted in Sports Read More»
Michael Vick to face more jail time as sentence is converted to dog years
RICHMOND, Va. – Under a strict but little-known clause attached to Michael Vick’s plea agreement, the trou...
September 8th, 2009| Posted in Sports Read More»
Confusion reigns after something called a ‘goal’ actually scored in soccer game
Mass confusion halted play in a key soccer match yesterday due to a little-known nuance, apparently called a â...
June 16th, 2009| Posted in Sports Read More»