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Milwaukee Bucks to lodge timekeeping protest with NBA over omission of leap second

    MILWAUKEE – On New Year’s Eve, the Milwaukee Bucs lost narrowly to the Houston Rockets in Ho...

October 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

Pujols explains hit-and-run-call: Craig was a ‘distraction’ at first base

La Russa: Cards have new play now – the ‘take and run’ ST. LOUIS – Future hall of famer an...

October 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

In bid to boost scoring, NFL considers defensive field goals

NEW YORK – In the wake of continued cries for more scoring by NFL fans, the league is considering a move to ...

October 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

Fired Owens next move: Jackass Academy

...The school, tentatively called The Ego Academy for the Attention Deprived (EgAAD), expects to open full tim...

October 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

Michael Vick to face more jail time as sentence is converted to dog years

RICHMOND, Va. – Under a strict but little-known clause attached to Michael Vick’s plea agreement, the trou...

October 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

ESPN compiles scary list of food inspection violations at major sports venues

      BRISTOL, Conn. – ESPN, already the self-anointed worldwide leader in sports, is now hop...

October 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

God wishes Kurt Warner would just shut up already

PHILADELPHIA – Kurt Warner believes The Lord has answered many of his prayers over the years. He’s asking ...

October 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

Tony La Russa files complaint against Gateway Arch

Asks magician David Copperfield to ‘make it go away’ ST. LOUIS – Embittered, embattled, and perennial un...

August 11th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

Steeler Running Back Rashard Mendenhall to attend offseason training camp with Al Qaeda in Afghanistan

PITTSBURGH – Fumble-prone Steeler Running Back Rashard Mendenhall will attend a vigorous offseason training ...

May 3rd, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

With Vick’s early exit from playoffs, dog-fighting boosters fear decline in sport’s popularity

SURRY, Va. – Despite a recent revival that has proven to be one of the biggest surges in popularity dog ...

January 25th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»

 

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