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Scientists credit Olbermann suspension for pause in global warming
October 11th, 2011| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
PETA decries Shuttle Discovery ‘bat cookout’, NASA unfazed
Cape Canaveral, FL – Throngs of animal rights activists descended on NASA headquarters Wednesday in a ve...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
New Periodic Element Discovered! Named Obamanite
For the first time in more than 25 years, the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) has ...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News, Science & Technology, World News Read More»
Apple offers users free cranial implant to counter dropped calls
CUPERTINO, Calif. – In response to a chorus of complaints from users of its iPhone 4, Apple announced today ...
August 30th, 2011| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
OSHA called upon to shelter online sex workers from hazardous exposure to iPorn users
WASHINGTON – Ever since Apple released the iPhone 4, its latest over-hyped gadget aimed at the millions of A...
July 30th, 2010| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
Unable to use iPhone 4 as a phone, Jobs relaunches product as “iPad Mini”
Breaking News! Update here “We’re human, and we’re not above making mistakes,” Jobs an...
July 17th, 2010| Posted in National News, Science & Technology Read More»
Apple announces iPad feminine napkins.
SAN FRANCISCO – Just days away from the official launch date of its iPad tablet computer, Apple has announce...
March 29th, 2010| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
Shuttle mission to turn Hubble Telescope into giant death ray
The Space Shuttle Atlantis launched yesterday, allegedly on a repair mission to extend the life of the Hubble ...
May 14th, 2009| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
Obama science adviser: nuclear winter can halt global warming
WASHINGTON – John Holdren, President Obama’s new science advisor, said this week that the threat posed by ...
April 14th, 2009| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
Technological breakthrough in third-generation iPhone marred by accusations of industrial espionage
CUPERTINO, Calif. – Throughout the loud and proud history of the iPhone, the device has been known for its a...
March 25th, 2009| Posted in Science & Technology Read More»
