WASHINGTON - Forget Sarah Palin. According to an unnamed source close to the Republican Party, the next President of the United States could be…Ronald Reagan?
The surprising revelation comes on the heels of what some analysts call the final moments of the Republican party.
“They’ve trotted out Limbaugh, and now, Cheney. Moves that can only be described [...]
WASHINGTON – Although her nomination to the nation’s highest court is barely 24 hours old, Supreme Court hopeful Sonia Sotomayor is loudly and publicly demanding that the president not stop with his assist in her historic rise to the threshold of judicial all-stardom. In a tearful yet defiant press conference today, Sotomayor called on President [...]
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - Stung by the Obama Administration’s naming of right-wing extremist ‘militia’ groups a serious threat to national security, conservative groups, backed by hardline Republican lawmakers, are pushing to add live-action role playing (LARP) ‘armies’ to the domestic terror watch list.
Live-action role playing, or ‘LARP’ as it is called by aficionados, is a type [...]
LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus for VP in 2012? Ridiculous? Not so, says Fox News anchor/RNC liason Chirpy Furnace.
“She’s the extreme makeover that the Republican Party needs. She’s youthful, she’s positive, she’s popular and she’s always smiling! Yes she can!” Furnace said in a prepared statement.
“She’s also tight with Jesus. Heck, she could even sing [...]
WASHINGTON – US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner has a lot resting on his shoulders: Printing fake money that will still be accepted in world markets, delaying the ramifications of a “spend what you don’t have to buy what you don’t need” culture for another generation and soothing the frayed nerves of the 90% of Americans [...]
WASHINGTON – President Obama announced today that his newly formed White House Office on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships will play a significant role in stimulating the struggling American economy. In a private meeting with religious leaders this morning, Obama promised funding for the office in the neighborhood of $35 billion for the first year and [...]
WASHINGTON – Utter pandemonium reigned in most major U.S. cities today as residents took to the streets to protest a lack of change in the wake of the nascent Obama presidency.
As the administration began its second day, confusion turned to outright anger as citizens noticed that stubborn problems such as unemployment, disease and gravity seemed [...]
WASHINGTON – It’s 2009: the dawn of a new political era. Change is no longer content simply to be in the air; it is now the prevailing wind, powering ‘round-the-clock bursts of self-serving cliché in every corner of politics.
That includes Washington, of course, and the biggest political stage of them all: Inauguration Day. But living [...]
GREENWICH, Conn. – Throughout the week, right-wing fishwife Ann Coulter has been dragging out the news cycle surrounding her phony lifetime ban on NBC, using it as a promotional springboard as she hawks her latest book-writing effort, “Guilty: Liberal ‘Victims’ and Their Assault on America.”
Although the network never issued such a ban, it did [...]
Gaspé, Québec – Right-wing fishwife Ann Coulter, attending a seal-hunting class in Quebec, took time out of her agenda Tuesday to add her thoughts and prayers to the public outpouring over Senator Edward Kennedy’s hospitalization – only Coulter is rallying around cancer rather than its latest senate victim.
Coulter, who has carved a lucrative niche [...]
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