Archive for the ‘National News’ Category

Fawn kills talking dog

...what caused the deer to attack? Why is the Kentucky Government covering it up? Since when does a Kentucki...

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Survey: weight loss improves sex; ability to locate organs, faster foot-speed credited

CHICAGO – In a not-so-surprising summary of findings from a survey of morbidly obese men, the Journal of the...

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Jimmy Hoffa found in office refrigerator

I think he actually discovered the body behind some I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter™ and a bag of leftov...

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U.S. Government suggests New Year’s resolutions in light of Great Depression

WASHINGTON – In November, the government Web site www.usa.gov posted the top 13 New Year’s resolutions tha...

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White House to enter Bed and Breakfast market

Borrowing a page from Arizona’s state-budget playbook, the Obama administration has announced it will rent o...

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Obama got second oath, Aretha wants seconds too

DETROIT – Aretha Franklin, Queen of Soul and self-proclaimed best singer in the history of the human voice, ...

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California to auction corpse of Michael Jackson in bid to close budget deficit

SACRAMENTO, Calif. – Desperate to balance a budget shortfall of $26 billion without encroaching on long-esta...

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Obama hires TV’s Bob Vila to fix cabinet

Obama has reached out into the cult of celebrity and tapped TV personality Bob Vila to fix his cabinets. Ob...

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New Periodic Element Discovered! Named Obamanite

For the first time in more than 25 years, the  International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) has ...

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Police confiscate, use, more than $1.2 million in illegal drugs from Phish fans

“This is a total bummer, man. Like, wow! ... The Man is totally oppressing us!” “...we gonna trip ba...

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