GENEVA – With just less than three months until a self-imposed United Nations deadline on reaching global consensus on CO2 emissions, a breakthrough agreement has been reached that signatories hope will settle the matter once and for all.
Under the agreement, industrialized nations will shelve plans to pay billions of dollars per year to the Third [...]
“Millions sick! Hospitals overwhelmed! Churches closed! The Surgical Mask will be this year’s ‘it’ fashion statement! If we could only somehow include a gleeful montage of exploding national landmarks, we’ll have every cliché covered.”
PEORIA Ill – The SexxyFood Incorporated annual 3 day food fetish convention, now in its ninth year, hosted its most memorable convention to date this past weekend, but not memorable for the reasons co-creators Ellis Byron and Harley Karolina-Szabados had hoped. A rampant outbreak of salmonella, attributable to the use of tainted peanut butter [...]
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