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GENEVA – With just less than three months until a self-imposed United Nations deadline on reaching global consensus on CO2 emissions, a breakthrough agreement has been reached that signatories hope will settle the matter once and for all. Under the agreement, industrialized nations will shelve plans to pay billions of dollars per year to the [...]
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