SILVER SPRING, Md. – Discovery Channel, which airs the tasteless show “Man Woman Wild,” today gave away the surprise plot twist planned for the program during Fall Sweeps. The network confirmed that Mykel Hawke, the bizarrely spelled star of the fledgling reality show, will take his survival skills to a new level by cannibalizing his [...]
White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, announced at a press briefing this morning that President Obama is mulling resigning the presidency in favor of hosting his own show on The Travel Channel. “The presidency has offered the President unparalleled opportunity to explore his true passion: travel – or more specifically, vacationing,” said Gibbs. “The Travel [...]
Drug arrest? Check. Rehab? Check. Probation violation? Check. Jail time? Check. With a speed and ease that Hollywood insiders are calling “astonishing” and “record-setting,” Lindsay Lohan has been dutifully checking off items on her own celebrity bad-girl to-do list, or “bucket list.” A bucket list is a list of goals a person hopes to accomplish [...]
LOS ANGELES – Frustrated with a fourth death hoax that alarmed friends and families, aging comedian Bill Cosby took radical steps to prove to the word that he is, indeed, still alive. He called in to animated corpse and long-time CNN talker Larry King’s live show. As luck would have it, CNN’s weekday anchor Kyra [...]
The success of Fox Network’s hit prime time television series, Glee, is accomplishing more than simply bolstering Fox’s Wednesday night lineup. It is also provoking widespread belief in high schools across the nation that historically ridiculed clubs might achieve “cool” status. The series premiered in the fall of last year and centers around an Ohio [...]
Timed to coincide with her recent retirement announcement, Walt Disney Studios confirmed today that it has begun production on the long-expected bio-pic of White House correspondent, Helen Thomas. However, in a surprise move Disney revealed that the film will be animated. “We’d been considering that angle for some time,” said producer of the project, Howard [...]
Fresh off of the wildly successful hosting of Saturday Night Live by octogenarian actress, Betty White, SNL producers have announced they are slating a slew of other senior Hollywood stars as future hosts. First up will be Susan Sarandon. “She’s eighty, right?” said SNL executive producer and creator, Lorne Michaels. “If she’s not she should [...]
LAS VEGAS – Pornographic Arts (PA), which recently acquired the rights to the popular line of Tiger Woods computer and console games, announced new details about its plans for its relaunch of the series. The updated edition, tentatively titled “Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11: In the Buff and the Rough” and slated for release in [...]
OCOEE, Fla. – Animal control officers responded to reports of a wounded but dangerous cougar on the loose at the sprawling compound of Tiger Woods in a predawn incident today that marked the latest bizarre episode to befall the star-crossed golfing lothario. The officers were dispatched over fears that the cougar, though cornered and injured, [...]
“I really did see him. I couldn’t believe it! It was so exciting! But I didn’t want to, you know, stalk the guy or anything.”
Sweeps Week shocker planned: hubby to slaughter, butcher and eat wife on ‘Man Woman Wild’
Swine flu – it’s like bird flu – only new!Obama considers resigning presidency to host show on The Travel Channel
Dennis Rodman: Conquest of 2,000 women a ‘teachable moment’ for parentsLohan checks more items off her “Bucket List” of celebutard achievements
Pelosi alleges conspiracy by “all Americans” to thwart her poll numbers
St. Louis Cardinals to hire Brandon Phillips as motivational speaker
