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Pornographic Arts (PA), which recently acquired the rights to the popular line of Tiger Woods computer and console games, announced new details about its plans for its relaunch of the series. The updated edition, tentatively titled “Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11: In the Buff and the Rough” and slated for release in early [...]
OCOEE, Fla. – Animal control officers responded to reports of a wounded but dangerous cougar on the loose at the sprawling compound of Tiger Woods in a predawn incident today that marked the latest bizarre episode to befall the star-crossed golfing lothario. The officers were dispatched over fears that the cougar, though cornered and injured, [...]
“I really did see him. I couldn’t believe it! It was so exciting! But I didn’t want to, you know, stalk the guy or anything.”
NAIROBI, Kenya – Silver screen heart throb Johnny Depp is missing and feared dead off the cost of Kenya today in the aftermath of a gun battle between the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama and Somali Pirates.
The 46-year-old Depp, who this week was awarded People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” accolade for the second time, was aboard the [...]
…Modern Rock Radio largely dismissed the announcement as irrelevant, and is not expected to bore their listeners by reporting this announcement as news.
LOS ANGELES – While country/pop starlet Taylor Swift is still enjoying the ratings boost that resulted from partially-literate Kanye West’s interruption of her acceptance speech during the 2009 VMAs, West has moved on to a target less likely to react to attack - Patrick Swayze, who lost his battle with cancer and died on September [...]
BURBANK, Calif. - Thousands of costume-clad comic book fans filled the streets in a super-powered protest Tuesday, at one point surrounding Disney’s corporate headquarters in Burbank, California, causing traffic delays that lasted throughout the night.
Police were on edge as tensions escalated into a showdown wherein demonstrators dressed as super villains began taunting their hero-bedecked counterparts.
The [...]
…She looks like she could shit out an ambulance. With that frame she should single-handedly shore up our run defense! Besides,” Mangini continued with a grin, “from all the scouting reports, she’ll gladly take on the double team.”
NEW YORK – Just a week after running its first unseen footage in two years, NBC’s paranoid tour de force “To Catch a Predator” is aiming to up the ante in its bizarre corner of reality television by introducing live-action porn stars into the cast of characters the Dateline NBC offshoot uses to lure disturbed [...]
LOS ANGELES — Nickelodeon announced plans this week to introduce a Native American character on its popular children’s show “Dora the Explorer.” The announcement is part of a strategically planned move designed to counter fallout from new research that identifies a major obesity risk for 1 in 5 U.S. preschoolers.
Native Americans are more likely than [...]
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