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Pujols explains hit-and-run-call: Craig was a ‘distraction’ at first base
October 26th, 2011| Posted in Sports Read More»
Moooove over Ben & Jerry’s: National Dairy Council announces meat-flavored ice cream
TURLOCK, Calif. – A gathering glut in unwanted U.S. dairy cows has prompted a startling new innovation: ...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News Read More»
Fearing a return to sexual duty, wives of Milwaukee teachers union urges court to deny Viagra claim
MADISON, Wis. – A coalition of wives of the Milwaukee Teachers Education Association (MTEA) has filed an ami...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News Read More»
NTSB to recommend installation of U.S. senators on every GA aircraft
WASHINGTON – Pleasantly surprised by the feverish, nonstop major-network news coverage of an aircraft accide...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News Read More»
Sept. 11 mastermind was waterboarded 183 times in delousing effort, say former Bush administration officials
WASHINGTON – Responding to Justice Department memos declassified by the Obama administration last week, form...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News Read More»
Survey: weight loss improves sex; ability to locate organs, faster foot-speed credited
CHICAGO – In a not-so-surprising summary of findings from a survey of morbidly obese men, the Journal of the...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News Read More»
U.S. Government suggests New Year’s resolutions in light of Great Depression
WASHINGTON – In November, the government Web site www.usa.gov posted the top 13 New Year’s resolutions tha...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News Read More»
White House to enter Bed and Breakfast market
Borrowing a page from Arizona’s state-budget playbook, the Obama administration has announced it will rent o...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in National News Read More»
PBS: Katy Perry Sesame Street appearance canceled over breastfeeding confusion, not parental protest
NEW YORK – Sesame Street, caught in the middle of a controversy surrounding a planned skit in which Elmo cav...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in Entertainment Read More»
Octomom to take job at topless café while she prepares for porn career
Customers will be able to enjoy cream “straight from the tap.” Vassalboro, Maine – Controversial broodma...
October 11th, 2011| Posted in Entertainment Read More»
