Fully 1/8th of our elk herd got severely frightened. It was so bad that a Grey Wolf missed as he tried to uri...

A temporary shortage of Mountain Dewâ„¢ spiraled out of control, culminating today in a riot at the Intellivat...

“Bro – it’s totally awesome. I’ll just like, take my skateboard down to the mall and like, watch, dud...

...Modern Rock Radio largely dismissed the announcement as irrelevant, and is not expected to bore their liste...

"...our children are simply too goddam lazy to walk around the goddam neighborhood anymore."...

What an ordeal! I have climbed highest mountains and run through the fields. I’ve even scaled city walls j...

At the request of USTA officials, Williams will undergo both steroid and gender-confirmation testing. Additio...

...She looks like she could shit out an ambulance. With that frame she should single-handedly shore up our ru...

Mass confusion halted play in a key soccer match yesterday due to a little-known nuance, apparently called a â...

The Space Shuttle Atlantis launched yesterday, allegedly on a repair mission to extend the life of the Hubble ...