...She looks like she could shit out an ambulance. With that frame she should single-handedly shore up our ru...

"...There’ll be a real St. Patrick’s feast for true Irishmen, but we’re claiming it back! From this mom...

“This is a total bummer, man. Like, wow! ... The Man is totally oppressing us!” “...we gonna trip ba...

...The school, tentatively called The Ego Academy for the Attention Deprived (EgAAD), expects to open full tim...

TEHRAN, Iran – Thousands of Islamo-fascists lined the streets of Tehran yesterday, in protest of the recent ...

“I really did see him. I couldn’t believe it! It was so exciting! But I didn’t want to, you know, sta...

PHILADELPHIA – Kurt Warner believes The Lord has answered many of his prayers over the years. He’s asking ...

I gotta tell ya, the smell of all these burning juniper trees reminds me of a giant barbecue pit. I could get...

...what caused the deer to attack? Why is the Kentucky Government covering it up? Since when does a Kentucki...

I think he actually discovered the body behind some I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter™ and a bag of leftov...