NEW YORK – On an action-packed night in New York, Alex Rodriguez stroked his 600th career home run, a shot to straightaway center field against Toronto, then capped off the evening by trysting with three co-ed club goers at hip Manhattan nightlife spot Promenade.

The feats brought him within 162 home runs and 4,000 sexual partners of two of the most cherished career records in all of sports: Barry Bonds ‘roids-fueled home run record and Wilt Chamberlain’s size-fueled conquest of 20,000 women.

At 35, A-Roid becomes the youngest player ever to hit 600 career home runs.

A-Roid: on his way to 762 and 20,000

Detailed statistics were not kept during Chamberlain’s lifelong booty campaign, and it is unknown at what age the 18,000th notch was added to his headboard.

Still, experts, say, it’s clear A-Roid is on track to eclipse both marks.

“He’s only 35, and he’s been in the Majors 16 years. For the sake of argument, let’s just say that’s how long he’s been banging chicks at a high level as well,” said Sabermetrician Doogie Dimrod, who was published once in the New York Times sports section and now runs a blog from his estranged father’s basement. “Assume he stays healthy and in playing condition another five years – he only needs to average 32 home runs per year and 800 women.

“Both of those numbers would be below well-established historical production levels.”

Dimrod said of the two, Chamberlain’s record was most in jeopardy. “I think he’ll crack both of them, but if I had to bet on one, it’d be the babes. Performance-enhancing drugs are banned on the field, but not in bedrooms, alleys, bars, dance floors, elevators, airplanes, buses, cars, roller coaster rides, theaters, etc.,” he noted.

“Besides, that’s only what, 15 women per week – hardly much of a challenge for a pro athlete in a major media market. And, if somehow he fell short for some reason, he’s going to keep producing, albeit at reduced capacity, even after his baseball career ends. So barring some unthinkable accident, he’s going to get it.

“I mean, he scored with Madonna. The dude’s a fricking centaur.”

Some critics have pointed out that pitchers sometimes offer up fat pitches to players closing in on milestone home runs and that, conversely, some women may not have been entirely willing – or even conscious – of their inclusion in the ranks of the tens of thousands of sexual conquests achieved by elites such as Chamberlain and A-Roid. They allege this can cheapen the meaning of such records.

But Dimrod dismissed such complaints. “Numbers are numbers. There’s no point in being subjective about them.”