Entertainment
‘To Catch a Predator’ teams with porn industry in bid to boost realism, convictions »
NEW YORK – Just a week after running its first unseen footage in two years, NBC’s paranoid tour de force “To Catch a Predator” is aiming to up the ante in its bizarre corner of...
June 9 2009 / No comment / Read More »
‘Dora The Explorer’ to introduce new, chubby, Native American friend »
LOS ANGELES — Nickelodeon announced plans this week to introduce a Native American character on its popular children’s show “Dora the Explorer.” The announcement is part of a strategically planned move designed to counter fallout...
May 1 2009 / No comment / Read More »
Sesame Street to lay off the letters Q, X, Z, K, and the semicolon »
NEW YORK. – In yet another troubling sign of the flailing economy, iconic television children’s show Sesame Street has announced layoffs, which the show’s producers say will affect 20% of its staff. However, the cuts don’t...
March 16 2009 / 20 comments / Read More »National News
Fawn kills talking dog »
...what caused the deer to attack? Why is the Kentucky Government covering it up? Since when does a Kentuckian not know how to fire a shotgun? In truth, as it turns out,...
Jun 19 2009 / 1 comment / Read More »Survey: Internet is the most effective way to avoid family »
NEW YORK – A study by the Annenberg Center for the Digital Future has concluded that the Internet is now the most effective way to avoid interaction with one’s family members. According to the survey,...
Jun 19 2009 / No comment / Read More »US to force citizens to choose between Vespa scooters or Segways »
DETROIT – Fed up with the increasingly complicated debate about the connection between the hulking vehicles favored by Americans and global warming, the Obama administration has suddenly and summarily decided to radically impose change on...
May 20 2009 / No comment / Read More »







