Entertainment
New Tiger Woods computer game to feature unlockable trophy women »
LAS VEGAS - Pornographic Arts (PA), which recently acquired the rights to the popular line of Tiger Woods computer and console games, announced new details about its plans for its relaunch of the series. The updated...
January 4 2010 / 3 comments / Read More »
Wounded cougar removed from Tiger’s mansion »
OCOEE, Fla. – Animal control officers responded to reports of a wounded but dangerous cougar on the loose at the sprawling compound of Tiger Woods in a predawn incident today that marked the latest bizarre...
December 8 2009 / No comment / Read More »
Ordinary Person Spots Celebrity »
“I really did see him. I couldn’t believe it! It was so exciting! But I didn’t want to, you know, stalk the guy or anything.”...
November 19 2009 / No comment / Read More »National News
Super Bowl win expected to magically cure New Orleans »
“The heavens will open, sunshine will spill forth, and all the ailments of New Orleans will disappear in the healing glow of the championship! All of them! Poverty? Gone! Corruption? ...
Feb 2 2010 / 3 comments / Read More »Earthquake Strikes Yellowstone, Frightens Woodland Critters »
Fully 1/8th of our elk herd got severely frightened. It was so bad that a Grey Wolf missed as he tried to urinate on a tree.”...
Jan 28 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »Weeklong Mountain Dew™ Shortage Culminates In Office Riot; Fourteen Maimed »
A temporary shortage of Mountain Dew™ spiraled out of control, culminating today in a riot at the Intellivation Corporation in which fourteen people were maimed. ......
Dec 15 2009 / No comment / Read More »
