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Obama considers resigning presidency to host show on The Travel Channel »

Dennis Rodman: Conquest of 2,000 women a ‘teachable moment’ for parents »

National News

Obama considers resigning presidency to host show on The Travel Channel »

White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, announced at a press briefing this morning that President Obama is mulling resigning the presidency in favor of hosting his own show on The Travel Channel. “The presidency has...

Aug 31 2010 / 12 comments / Read More »

Dennis Rodman: Conquest of 2,000 women a ‘teachable moment’ for parents »

MINNEAPOLIS –Tattoo aficionado and former NBA rebounding phenom Dennis “The Worm” Rodman, speaking to an unknown gossip columnist with the Minneapolis Star Tribune, unveiled a startling claim yesterday, boasting that his sexual conquests total 2,000...

Aug 30 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Lohan checks more items off her “Bucket List” of celebutard achievements »

Drug arrest? Check. Rehab? Check. Probation violation? Check. Jail time? Check. With a speed and ease that Hollywood insiders are calling “astonishing” and “record-setting,” Lindsay Lohan has been dutifully checking off items on her own...

Aug 24 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

World News

UAE to ban air conditioners, crayons, zippers, digital photography, and microwave ovens »

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates – Looking to tap into the momentum generated by his wildly popular ban on BlackBerry devices, UAE President Khalifa bin Zayid Al-Nuhayyan today announced an expanded campaign against what he called “20th century technologies that offend the sensibilities.” “Bear in mind,...

Aug 2 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »

WikiLeaks document dump inadvertantly includes editor’s medical records »

Thousands of classified documents, including those detailing military strategy in the Afghan war, were released today by WikiLeaks.org, a self-propagandizing and unscrupulous website dedicated, ostensibly, to transparency in government. However, in a fit of what can only be called incredible stupidity, within the trove of...

Jul 26 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »

Proposal to offset Greek debt with Classical contributions spoiled by John Stamos, other Greek burdens »

WASHINGTON – Greek officials were left to anguish over what might have been today after failing to finalize a promising agreement that would have canceled one third of the country’s obligations under a proposed 750 billion-euro rescue package for the failed socialist state. The United...

May 12 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »