• Country functions normally during four-day shutdown of Federal Government and Capitol, Dems in panic
  • Port-au-Prince to receive NFL franchise
  • Super Bowl win expected to magically cure New Orleans
  • Orphan futures surge on Madonna, Jolie sightings in Haiti

Entertainment

New Tiger Woods computer game to feature unlockable  trophy women

New Tiger Woods computer game to feature unlockable trophy women »

LAS VEGAS - Pornographic Arts (PA), which recently acquired the rights to the popular line of Tiger Woods computer and console games, announced new details about its plans for its relaunch of the series. The updated...

January 4 2010 / 3 comments / Read More »
Wounded cougar removed from Tiger’s mansion

Wounded cougar removed from Tiger’s mansion »

OCOEE, Fla. – Animal control officers responded to reports of a wounded but dangerous cougar on the loose at the sprawling compound of Tiger Woods in a predawn incident today that marked the latest bizarre...

December 8 2009 / No comment / Read More »
Ordinary Person Spots Celebrity

Ordinary Person Spots Celebrity »

“I really did see him. I couldn’t believe it! It was so exciting! But I didn’t want to, you know, stalk the guy or anything.”...

November 19 2009 / No comment / Read More »

National News

Country functions normally during four-day shutdown of Federal Government and Capitol, Dems in panic »

Country functions normally during four-day shutdown of Federal Government and Capitol, Dems in panic

WASHINGTON – Reeling from back-to-back blizzards that dumped more than three feet of snow on the Washington, D.C. area, the Federal Government and U.S. Capitol remained shuttered for a record fourth consecutive day today.  Nevertheless,...

Feb 11 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »

Super Bowl win expected to magically cure New Orleans »

Super Bowl win expected to magically cure New Orleans

“The heavens will open, sunshine will spill forth, and all the ailments of New Orleans will disappear in the healing glow of the championship! All of them! Poverty? Gone! Corruption? ...

Feb 2 2010 / 3 comments / Read More »

Earthquake Strikes Yellowstone, Frightens Woodland Critters »

Earthquake Strikes Yellowstone, Frightens Woodland Critters

Fully 1/8th of our elk herd got severely frightened. It was so bad that a Grey Wolf missed as he tried to urinate on a tree.”...

Jan 28 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »
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World News

Port-au-Prince to receive NFL franchise »

Port-au-Prince to receive NFL franchise

“There are many parallels between Port-au-Prince and New Orleans: Billions of dollars in squandered government aid money; chronic, multi-generational poverty; rampant crime and looting; unbridled government corruption; official victimhood status at the hands of the white devils; and voodoo....

Feb 8 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Orphan futures surge on Madonna, Jolie sightings in Haiti »

Orphan futures surge on Madonna, Jolie sightings in Haiti

NEW YORK – Orphan futures, under relentless pressure since the earthquake that devastated Haiti on Jan.23, enjoyed a dramatic turnaround today during heavy trading on the New York Mercantile Exchange. The surge, which saw spot unit prices for March delivery of orphans spike $5, or 20%,...

Feb 1 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »

Nobel Committee: the ultimate act of peace is to do nothing »

Nobel Committee: the ultimate act of peace is to do nothing

WASHINGTON/OSLO – In a shocking decision announced today that revealed a sea change in the thought process of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, President Obama was crowned the 2009 winner of the award. The decision sparked an immediate flurry of criticism from observers worldwide who pointed out...

Oct 9 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Politics

Source: Ronald Reagan to run posthumously in 2012 presidential bid »

Source: Ronald Reagan to run posthumously in 2012 presidential bidWASHINGTON - Forget Sarah Palin. According to an unnamed source close to the Republican Party, the next President of the United States could be…Ronald Reagan? The...

May 28 2009 / No comment / Read More »
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Science & Technology

GM to relocate to North Korea, produce nuclear-powered Hummers

GM to relocate to North Korea, produce nuclear-powered Hummers

WASHINGTON – On the heels of North Korea’s test of a nuclear warhead and several missile launches, U.S. officials have announced a dramatic breakthrough agreement with the wayward nation that involves beleaguered auto...

May 27, 2009 / More »

Health

Industrialized world to Third World: you can make diseases if we can make carbon

Industrialized world to Third World: you can make diseases if we can make carbon

GENEVA – With just less than three months until a self-imposed United Nations deadline on reaching global consensus on CO2 emissions, a breakthrough agreement has been reached that signatories hope will settle the...

Sep 11, 2009 / More »

Sports

NBC executives unaware of non-skating Olympic events

NBC executives unaware of non-skating Olympic events

NNEW YORK- On the eve of the opening ceremonies, Dick Ebersol, Chairman of NBC Universal Sports, was stunned today during a press conference when a German reporter asked him if the network would...

Feb 12, 2010 / More »
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