• Iranian revolution ends peacefully with death of Michael Jackson
  • Fawn kills talking dog
  • Survey: Internet is the most effective way to avoid family
  • ‘To Catch a Predator’ teams with porn industry in bid to boost realism, convictions

Entertainment

‘To Catch a Predator’ teams with porn industry in bid to boost realism, convictions

‘To Catch a Predator’ teams with porn industry in bid to boost realism, convictions »

NEW YORK – Just a week after running its first unseen footage in two years, NBC’s paranoid tour de force “To Catch a Predator” is aiming to up the ante in its bizarre corner of...

June 9 2009 / No comment / Read More »
‘Dora The Explorer’ to introduce new, chubby, Native American friend

‘Dora The Explorer’ to introduce new, chubby, Native American friend »

LOS ANGELES — Nickelodeon announced plans this week  to introduce a Native American character on its popular children’s show “Dora the Explorer.” The announcement is part of a strategically planned move designed to counter fallout...

May 1 2009 / No comment / Read More »
Sesame Street to lay off the letters Q, X, Z, K, and the semicolon

Sesame Street to lay off the letters Q, X, Z, K, and the semicolon »

NEW YORK. – In yet another troubling sign of the flailing economy, iconic television children’s show Sesame Street has announced layoffs, which the show’s producers say will affect 20% of its staff. However, the cuts don’t...

March 16 2009 / 20 comments / Read More »

National News

Fawn kills talking dog »

Fawn kills talking dog

...what caused the deer to attack? Why is the Kentucky Government covering it up? Since when does a Kentuckian not know how to fire a shotgun? In truth, as it turns out,...

Jun 19 2009 / 1 comment / Read More »

Survey: Internet is the most effective way to avoid family »

Survey: Internet is the most effective way to avoid family

NEW YORK – A study by the Annenberg Center for the Digital Future has concluded that the Internet is now the most effective way to avoid interaction with one’s family members. According to the survey,...

Jun 19 2009 / No comment / Read More »

US to force citizens to choose between Vespa scooters or Segways »

US to force citizens to choose between  Vespa scooters or Segways

DETROIT – Fed up with the increasingly complicated debate about the connection between the hulking vehicles favored by Americans and global warming, the Obama administration has suddenly and summarily decided to radically impose change on...

May 20 2009 / No comment / Read More »
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Sports

Confusion reigns after something called a ‘goal’ actually scored in soccer game »

Confusion reigns after something called a ‘goal’ actually scored in soccer game

Mass confusion halted play in a key soccer match yesterday due to a little-known nuance, apparently called a “goal.” During the match...a player kicked the ball as usual. However, it left the field of play and entered the protective netting at the opponents’...

Jun 16 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Youth sports program for satanic children makes debut »

Youth sports program for satanic children makes debut

NEW YORK - Satanic cult leaders announced today at a press conference that they are in the midst of organizing a youth sports program to counter the fast growing and popular Upward curriculum that has captivated Christian churches throughout the United States. Upward, well known among...

Mar 18 2009 / 1 comment / Read More »

Fired Owens next move: Jackass Academy »

Fired Owens next move:  Jackass Academy

...The school, tentatively called The Ego Academy for the Attention Deprived (EgAAD), expects to open full time next winter, but a limited curriculum will be available this summer. “Get your popcorn ready,” said Owens. “If you loved me – and I know I loves me some...

Mar 6 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Politics

Source: Ronald Reagan to run posthumously in 2012 presidential bid »

Source: Ronald Reagan to run posthumously in 2012 presidential bidWASHINGTON - Forget Sarah Palin. According to an unnamed source close to the Republican Party, the next President of the United States could be…Ronald Reagan? The...

May 28 2009 / No comment / Read More »
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Science & Technology

GM to relocate to North Korea, produce nuclear-powered Hummers

GM to relocate to North Korea, produce nuclear-powered Hummers

WASHINGTON – On the heels of North Korea’s test of a nuclear warhead and several missile launches, U.S. officials have announced a dramatic breakthrough agreement with the wayward nation that involves beleaguered auto...

May 27, 2009 / More »

Health

Swine flu – it’s like bird flu – only new!

Swine flu – it’s like bird flu – only new!

“Millions sick! Hospitals overwhelmed! Churches closed! The Surgical Mask will be this year’s ‘it’ fashion statement! If we could only somehow include a gleeful montage of exploding national landmarks,...

Apr 28, 2009 / More »

World News

Iranian revolution ends peacefully with death of Michael Jackson

Iranian revolution ends peacefully with death of Michael Jackson

WASHINGTON – White House and State Department officials declared the unrest in Iran over today, citing the abrupt discontinuation of all news coverage about the civil strife in the troubled theocratic state and...

Jun 30, 2009 / More »
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